"AGSESS" for Dummies"

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ATLANTA - AGSESSÔ is an Atlanta based organization whose sole charter is to stimulate our country's transition from the burning of fossil fuels to the implementation of free, clean, green solar energy.
On Friday, October 21st, the solar energy development group, AGSESSÔ, released an unofficial preview of the organization's strategies and goals in the form of a portion of their business plan's executive summary.
While public response was mostly positive and encouraging, some individuals found the plan to be too difficult to read or too complicated to understand. To accomodate those specific individuals, the group's Public Relations Director, Frankie Upchurch, published a more simplified version of Friday's release.
"AGSESSÔ" for Dummies! AGSESS - American Green Solar Energy Stimulus Solution
AGSESSÔ Objective - To stimulate solar energy useage and make it more widely available to citizens across the nation. The three largest benefits of using solar energy are as follows:
1) Solar Energy is a clean, highly profitable source of energy for today's ever increasing populus. The more solar power we use, the cleaner and greener our world will become.
2) AGSESSÔ helps American's return to work in large numbers which will help stabilize our economy.
3) Harvesting our own free solar energy vastly reduces our country's dependency upon foreign oil.
Implementation of AGSESSÔ - AGSESSÔ has designed trailers that will be retrofitted with solar panels that fan out once they arrive at their destination, as illustrated below:

Graphic of Rear View of Trailer Before & After Expansion
These trailers will initially be deployed across the nation along side of highways where power lines are easily accessible. Once fully installed, these trailers will upload the energy they generate onto the nation's power grid. Local electric companies will purchase the solar power generated which will pay salaries and fund further expansion.
It is currently being studied how effectively AGSESSÔ can be in replacing government farm subsidies with solar energy revenues - if trailers were to be installed across farmland.
Smaller trailers are effective in urban applications and solar panels themselves can be placed directly upon commercial and residential rooftops. Energy bills can be lowered and in some cases - solar energy can generate positive cashflow. AGSESSÔ research shows that in many cases, it is cost effective to tear down condemned buildings, recycle building materials and install solar trailers in their place. Preliminary research indicates that in many cases, demolition will pay for itself in less than one year. The following years revenues will experience positive cashflow.
Many jobs will be created across America on every level for workers in most states. EVERYBODY WINS!
Other benefits currently being developed by AGSESSÔ: It's hoped that electric cars will become more popular, much less expensive and cost only pennies to re-charge. AGSESSÔ has even developed methods to re-fuel electric cars in only a minute or two.
Some of AGSESS'sÔ Most Important Benefits:
1) It's non-government related or funded and therefore - nonburdensome to taxpayers
2) It will make for a cleaner, greener world
3) It will most likely help to turn this country's economy around in short order.
So we urge you to keep an open mind, keep up with the progress and do everything you can to bring AGSESSÔ and all its opportunities to your part of our great country.
One Final Enormous Benefit: There are potentially incredibly profitable benefits generated by this effort. Employees will be paid partially in company stock and the rest in cash. The ratio will be determined by each employee. Over time, as the nation's solar power infrastructure nears completion, company overhead will diminish and revenue generation from solar energy will continue to rise. This trend will most likely make company stock increasingly valuable. This same pattern emerged years ago as even bottom-tiered employees of a certain software company became millionaires.
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